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There were three restauraunts on the same block. One day one of them put up a sign which said "The Best Restaurant in the City."
The next day, the largest restaurant on the block put up a larger sign which said "The Best Restaurant in the World."
On the third day, the smallest restaurant put up a small sign which said "The Best Restaurant on this Block."
This joke came from the Jokes for the ESL/EFL Classroom on The Internet TESL Journal's website (iteslj.org).
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