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People often enjoy joking about love and marriage.
Here is a joke about the first three years of marriage.
- In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
- In the second year of marriage, the woman speaks and the man listens.
- In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
A man inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."
The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Now let's listen to a couple of riddles about marriage.
Here's the first one.
Q: Why are men with pierced ears better suited for marriage?
A: Because they have suffered and bought jewelry.
Here's another riddle.
Q: What are the 3 important rings in life?
A: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
I'll end today's podcast with a humorous proverb-like saying.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.