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Doctor Jokes

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The patient says, "Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea."
The doctor says, "Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink."
mug = cup
The patient says, "Doctor, you've got to help me. Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say.
The doctor says, "Next, please."
These jokes came from Jokes for the ESL/EFL Classroom on The Internet TESL Journal's website (iteslj.org).

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This is part of Jokes in English which is part of Interesting Things for ESL Students.
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