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English Joke - The Biggest Lie

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Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"

One boy answers, "We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."

"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."

The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

This joke came from Jokes for the ESL/EFL Classroom on The Internet TESL Journal's website (iteslj.org).

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