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The Trains Are Always Late

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A man was complaining to a railroad engineer.

What's the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late.

The railroad engineer replied.

How would we know they were late, if we didn't have a schedule?

This is part of Jokes in English which is part of Interesting Things for ESL Students.
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