2 More Short Jokes: Homework & On the Bus

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A teacher is talking to a student.
Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework?
Student: No, he did it all by himself.

On a crowded bus, one man noticed that another man had his eyes closed.
"What's the matter? Are you sick?"
"No, I'm okay. It's just that I hate to see an old lady standing."