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RS - VERSON 0.7 - May 19, 1998
version 0.8  - November 22, 1999 - changed \r to \n

Script & HTML Template and Data Copyright (C) 1998-9 by Charles Kelly
All Rights Reserved.  Ask for permission if you want to use this script.
See: http://www.manythings.org/rs/
Started in April 1998,
*/
function r(n){return Math.round(Math.random()*(n-1))}
function f(s){return s.substring(0,1).toUpperCase()+s.substring(1,s.length)}
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writer="Charles I. Kelly"
copyright="1998"
title="Randomly-Generated Sentences"
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"0 2 |.",
"0 ` to 1.",
"I will ; 0 to 1."
)
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var swim=new Array("cook","dance","drive","eat","fight","jog","jump","laugh","play","pray","read","run","shave","shout","sing","ski","sleep","study","surf","swim","talk","walk","work","write");
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var camera=new Array("camera","bag","belt","book","box","car","clock","cup","dish","dress","fork","hammer","hat","knife","letter","motorcycle","pair of pliers","pair of scissors","pen","pencil","picture","screwdriver","suitcase","sweater","table","textbook");
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var well=new Array("well","badly","carefully","carelessly","fast","nicely","quickly","slowly","well");
var pretty=new Array("pretty","beautiful","big","cheap","clean","cold","dirty","dry","fancy","heavy","large","light","little","new","plain","small","strange");
var busy=new Array("busy","brave","careless","crazy","dangerous","famous","fat","friendly","helpful","hungry","kind","lazy","lucky","polite","poor","popular","quiet","rude","sad","selfish","short","skinny","sleepy","strange","tall","thin","tired","ugly");
var banker=new Array("banker","barber","bartender","bus driver","car mechanic","carpenter","cashier","computer programmer","dentist","doctor","farmer","fisherman","flight attendant","garbage man","gardener","guard","janitor","journalist","lawyer","librarian","manager","musician","news announcer","photographer","pilot","plumber","police officer","politician","science teacher","scientist","singer","spy","store clerk","student","taxi driver","teacher","thief");
var bankers=new Array("bankers","barbers","bartenders","bus drivers","car mechanics","carpenters","cashiers","computer programmers","dentists","doctors","farmers","fishermen","flight attendants","gardners","guards","janitors","journalists","lawyers","librarians","managers","musicians","news announcers","photographers","pilots","plumbers","police officers","politicians","science teachers","scientists","singers","store clerks","students","taxi drivers","teachers","thieves");
var able=new Array("able","ashamed","delighted","determined","glad","happy","hesitant","lucky","obliged","pleased","prepared","ready","reluctant","scheduled","too angry","willing");
var here=new Array("here","among the trees","at home","at school","at the bank","at the barbershop","at the bookstore","at the company","at the drugstore","behind the post office","below the bridge","between the two buildings","between the two mountains","by the sea","in London","in New York","in front of the restaurant","in the classroom","in the doghouse","in the living room","in the mountains","in the river","near the station","near my home","near our school","near the tree","next to the police station","on the street","on the top of the mountain","over there","under the bridge");
var yesterday=new Array("yesterday","a few days ago","earlier this morning","early last month","five weeks ago","last December","last January","last Monday","last month","last night at eleven","last night","last summer","last week","last weekend","last winter","last year","late yesterday afternoon","many years ago","several months ago","the day before yesterday","the week before last","the year before last","three years ago","two days ago","two months ago","yesterday afternoon","yesterday morning");
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var now=new Array("now","at present","at the moment","at this exact moment","at this time","just now","nowadays","right at this time","right now","these days","today");
var always=new Array("always","frequently","generally","very often","often","usually");
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var agreeing=new Array("agreeing","demanding","expecting","offering","promising","refusing","wishing");
var agreed=new Array("agreed","demanded","desired","expected","liked","needed","offered","promised","refused","wanted","wished");
var ask=new Array("ask","advise","allow","beg","encourage","expect","forbid","force","get","help","invite","need","order","permit","persuade","remind","tell","train","urge","want");
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var asked=new Array("asked","advised","allowed","begged","encouraged","expected","forced","helped","invited","ordered","persuaded","reminded","told","trained","urged","wanted");
var enjoy=new Array("enjoy","dislike","hate","like","love","miss","practice","regret","remember");
var enjoys=new Array("enjoys","dislikes","hates","likes","loves","misses","practices","regrets","remembers");
var enjoying=new Array("enjoying","missing","practicing");
var enjoyed=new Array("enjoyed","disliked","hated","liked","loved","missed","practiced","regretted","remembered");
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