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Q: What are two things people never eat before breakfast?
A: Lunch and supper.

Q: What do tigers have that no other animals have?
A: Baby tigers.

Q: Why is the number six afraid?
A: Because seven eight nine (seven ate nine)

Q: How many legs does an ant have?
A: Two, the same as an uncle.
(HINT: ant = aunt)

These riddles came from Jokes for the ESL/EFL Classroom on The Internet TESL Journal's website (iteslj.org).