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Three mice were being chased by a cat.

The mice were cornered when one of the mice turned around and barked, "Ruff! Ruff! Ruff!" The surprised cat ran away scared.

Later when the mice told their mother what happened, she smiled and said, "You see, it pays to be bilingual!"

This joke came from Jokes for the ESL/EFL Classroom on The Internet TESL Journal's website (iteslj.org).

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