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School Jokes

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The mother says to her daughter, "Did you enjoy your first at school?"
The daughter answers, "First day? Do you mean I have to go back again tomorrow?"

Principal: "I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all of your teachers. What have you been doing?"
Johnny: "Nothing, sir."
Principal: "Exactly!"
Teacher: What's the past participle of the verb "to ring?"
Student: What do you think, sir?
Teacher: I don't think. I KNOW.
Student: I don't think I know either, sir.
These jokes came from Jokes for the ESL/EFL Classroom on The Internet TESL Journal's website (iteslj.org).

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This is part of Jokes in English which is part of Interesting Things for ESL Students.
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