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Ghost Riddles

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Q: What does a ghost eat for dessert?
A: I scream. (Ice cream)

Q: Where does a ghost mail his letters?
A: At the ghost office. (Post office)

Q: What did the ghost mail home while on vacation?
A: Ghostcards. (Post cards)

Q: What amusement park ride does a ghost like best?
A: The roller ghoster. (Roller coaster)

Q: What do you say to a ghost with three heads?
A: Hello, hello, hello.

Q: What's the difference between a ghost and a butcher?
A: One stays awake and the other weighs a steak.

If you have some free time, try this Idioms and Proverbs for Halloween Quiz by Donna Tatsuki.

This is part of Jokes in English which is part of Interesting Things for ESL Students.
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